Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML
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rosierosierosie 0
i'd hate you too
wannabesinger 16
Did you forget the purpose of headlights? I mean come on now, people drive down dark roads without any streetlights just fine, they don't go running into poles. And if you ran into a pole because you were shocked that he liked you, then that's just pathetic
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Comments (83)
CodeMan16 0
okay, im pretty sure we get that headlights were a wonderful invention and that OP should have used them, it would be great if we could stop reitterating the same concept 1500 times
phatdaddy 0
Dude. you're missing the point. ...She didn't even turn the headlights ON!!
bored690 0
bahahahhaha! never let your boyfriend teach you to drive. disaster always happens when you're trying to show off how good you are
phatdaddy 0
Dude. you're missing the point. ...She didn't even turn the headlights ON!!
kidclarke 15
Pics or it didn't happen!
croma_fml 0
why would you be driving in a kitchen?
cyanidesandwich 21
in the sentence: "It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car.", the part that says "driving into and pole and totaled his car" doesnt make sense. shouldnt it be driving into a pole and totaled his car?
stevenmx86 8
Ydi you must be pretty worthless op
727Aaron727 0
you know they invented headlights right?
punkchica123 0
there is such a thing as headlights
Carlie_McCartney 1
I believe that's what the purpose of headphones are, yes.