Miscellaneous: Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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You deserved it 2 009

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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You deserved it 2 463

Get out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 222

You deserved it 3 241

Drugs are bad

By KookieLove666 - 10/08/2022 06:00

Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 091

You deserved it 104

Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 890

You deserved it 693

By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 945

You deserved it 3 065

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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You deserved it 4 853

By Failure - 22/05/2015 22:14 - Germany - Oschersleben

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 595

You deserved it 2 122

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 673

You deserved it 121

Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 967

You deserved it 85

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 018

You deserved it 14 060

feven 32

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:13

Maybe you're better off without these crazy drug addicts

CommentKing207 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:16

Go live on your own. There's no point in living with people would could potentially hurt you.

Comments

Anro_fml 17

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:12

Gotta love the junkies

Etweens96 25

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:12

You're better off. Go find a place to live, make sure they don't get a penny from you, and don't let them get you down

thatoneevilfuy 6

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:17

I can't believe not one person here didn't suggest phoning the police, you had a threat of murder from someone on the use of an illegal substance, that's jail time then maybe with her out of the way you could get your mum into rehab without the issue of the aunt forcing her way into your mums head.

dyne808 34

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:18

FYL times 10 to the power of 9

randomcritic 14

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:34

How old are you op? I really hope that there's another family member that you can live with if you're under 18.

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:36

Sounds like they did you a favor to me. Doesn't sound safe to live with a woman who'll threaten to slit your throat or side with someone who threatens to do so.