Miscellaneous: Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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One-upmanship championship

By Jan - 18/10/2013 06:13 - United States

Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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Sarcasm void

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 17:32 - United States - Amherst

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

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By Elsine - 02/10/2018 13:30

Today, after having to move home with my parents because I'm broke and can't seem to find a job, my mom found out I'm on anti-depressants. She and my dad will no longer be helping with money because she doesn't like "drugs". FML

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Daonna 9

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:28

She has quite the testy attitude.

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:28

jealousy maybe?

Comments

Daonna 9

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:28

She has quite the testy attitude.

PrimeEvilTahir 24

Sunday 19 October 2014 1:53

OP should go ahead and take the test. Prove her that she's wrong... And stupid..

orbit 22

Sunday 19 October 2014 2:16

Unless he has substances still in him from a different time is he does use.

joe3_fml 15

Sunday 19 October 2014 3:54

Tell her to "chill" out.

nix1993 41

Sunday 19 October 2014 4:12

Drug test your mom, paranoia is a side effect of drug abuse. Naw I'm just kidding, your mom sounds like an absolute riot for a teenager to live with.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 19 October 2014 4:31

Not, I think you're on to it. OP should challenge mom. If he test positive, he'll get help. If negative, she should get some psychiatric help

youllnvrkno 8

Sunday 19 October 2014 6:36

"We are high on life mom!"

Saluton 18

Sunday 19 October 2014 13:59

she won't believe the results and will ground the OP for faking them

Helpfulman 17

Monday 20 October 2014 0:19

Just at you're high on Jesus.

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:28

jealousy maybe?

lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:43

Crazy is more like it...

Just_A_Tree 20

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:49

Next time you see her even mildly enjoying herself, demand a drug test!

granCanyon 12

Sunday 19 October 2014 2:12

I think OP should agree to do the drug test and when it comes back negative he should look his mother straight into the eyes and say "I pity you if you think a human being needs drugs to be happy".

Epikatz 22

Sunday 19 October 2014 4:21

^ future soap opera writer.

MossyMegaMan 20

Sunday 19 October 2014 4:55

Amurica! **** Yeah!

Koalax3 18

Sunday 19 October 2014 18:41

# 28 has a point though. Not to bash on anyone, but how miserable does someone have to be to come up with that conclusion ?

adkim78 17

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:28

sounds like she knows from experience

sayyestothedress 24

Sunday 19 October 2014 2:23

Better safe than sorry

jmcr 27

Sunday 19 October 2014 6:17

Or it's the crazy thats talking

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:29

Every day has its highs and its lows. I guess she prefers you have the lows over the highs though...

JMichael 25

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:30

Well lay of the drugs dammit..

james98e 15

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:30

She's just having a 'crack' at you

ahippienamedrae 10

Sunday 19 October 2014 7:01

She has an interesting METHod

Alchemist_21 26

Sunday 19 October 2014 18:21

It's a parent's duty to "weed" out drug abuse.

tantanpanda 26

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:30

Just because she can't be that happy without drugs doesn't mean others can't be.

Liamj774 36

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:31

So.... What drugs were you doing?

orbit 22

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:35

Does it matter? I usually just take a couple handfuls of whatevers around.

Quackadoodledoo 13

Sunday 19 October 2014 3:40

^^Charlie Sheen I presume.

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 19 October 2014 10:39

a gallon of PCP. duh.

orbit 22

Sunday 19 October 2014 17:30

A gallon? Why not just make it in your bathtub and take a bath in it. Just let your skin absorb it until you slip out of conscious and get stuck in a never ending trip because it was too much....Yeah that's a blast.