Miscellaneous: Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute... - FML

By fuck YOLO - 03/04/2013 05:20 - United States - Ramona

Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 21:51 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

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By Braelynn - 26/01/2011 07:48

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

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By kids are meh - 16/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I told my cousin it would be okay if he stayed the weekend after a fight with his wife. He didn't tell me he was bringing his 4 kids. They've watched funny cat videos for hours and they laugh like maniacs. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 04:44 - Canada

Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML

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By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2012 04:44 - United States

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:42 - United States

Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML

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By soannoyed - 22/09/2013 21:21 - United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML

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By daddyrobyn - 18/12/2018 13:30

Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 17/09/2020 16:58

Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML

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chrisp87 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:03

I'm assuming your cousin is a teenager who probably plays Xbox and screams ( Come at me bro )

Bakarra 22

Wednesday 3 April 2013 12:19

Does he use hash tags unnecessarily too? #swag#yolo#420#FML #bouttogetburied

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gimmicksz 9

Wednesday 3 April 2013 21:27

Ugh YOLO is one of the most annoying phrases ever, n when i think Oklahoma i think of farm kids lol not wannabe thugs...

xxEternalRain 13

Wednesday 3 April 2013 21:51

You obviously love oreos

sappel 4

Wednesday 3 April 2013 21:56

And this is why I hate Oklahoma..lol that's all I see around here..and hash tags and the stupid sunglasses with lines through them that aren't even sunglasses there just plastic glasses with lines and space wtf is wrong with people grow up ur not 12..

tommyfox 19

Wednesday 3 April 2013 21:57

He must be from Nompton.

viper8608 9

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:02

punch him in the face. then be like ******* yolo

margojill 13

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:24

Making Oklahoma look bad... At least you don't have to live here.

brightonman 4

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:28

Everyone knows... It's SWERVE

Gunnarr 12

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:38

Kill it. Kill it with fire..

oubaby29 3

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:10

I'm from Oklahoma. I'm a teenage girl. And I have never said either of those idiotic words. What's my prize?!?

Knightchaser27 25

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:11

I think to never use it is to use it correctly.

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