Today, I went into my husband's man cave to ask him a question. He was blasting a song about being an unemployed single loser, singing along, and playing video games. What the fuck did I marry? FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
So what’s the issue? Was it the singing or playing video games? Let me guess, you don’t sing along with songs you like or do something he doesn’t do. God forbid he has a little “me” time to himself.
eellik 12
It's just a song, chill. You're really overanalyzing, aren't you? God forbid he ever sings along to "Barbie girl"...
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Comments (6)
DLBL 23
This is why men need man caves, to be themselves without some shrew wife criticizing them. Your husband needs a locked door, evidently.
tiptoppc 21
I can only imagine the fun you are once he steps out of there too. He’s probably laughing so hard outside, he’s crying inside. Do him a favor and leave him. He’ll be happier.
eellik 12
It's just a song, chill. You're really overanalyzing, aren't you? God forbid he ever sings along to "Barbie girl"...
mike3775 39
So what’s the issue? Was it the singing or playing video games? Let me guess, you don’t sing along with songs you like or do something he doesn’t do. God forbid he has a little “me” time to himself.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Unless he actually IS an unemployed loser, I see no reason to panic. I like the song "Bodies" but you won't see me throwing any on the floor. Sheesh.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
So he was... having fun?