*twitch*

Teach him "Hakuna Matata"

Yeah, I'm so old that I had to look it up. SWAG- A stupid saying that's overused. People 90 per cent are dumb teenagers, 10 per cent are little ass kids trying to be cool use it for EVERYTHING and also as their facebook name thinking that shit's cute: 'I just opened a cabinet, SWAG.' 'I just fell down, lol, SWAG.' 'SWAGNIFICENT' '(your name) idontgiveafuq gotsswagg' 'lives in swagtown' 'works at swagville' 'That show was so SWAG.' 'I just finished brushing my teeth, SWAG.' 'Hey guys, just woke up, SWAG.' 'Lol, I got kicked out of class, SWAG.' 'I cursed the teacher out, SWAG.' 'Tumbling on tumblr in class, SWAG.' '(your name) the swag god' 'texting in class, SWAG' ... 'SWAG.' You don't have no motherfucking swag.

Just to be clear not all Oklahomans are dumb. A lot of us are very smart. Plus there are celebs that are from here like Brad Pitt, Carrie Underwood, Nadia Comaneci and Toby Keith. Also not all of us go around saying swag or yolo. So all you commenters quit insulting my great state

Remind him it is 2013. Swag and Yolo are a thing of the past. My iPod doesn't even try to correct the words so I guess it's now apart of the iPod/iPhone vocabulary.

Kids in Oklahoma these days...

I'm from Oklahoma and everyone is saying yolo and swag ( it's annoying as all get out ) fyl

Curb that use with something more creative. I prefer #fuckedyobitch as a comeback and #whodont for general annoyance. You have to remember to add the hashtag though, otherwise he won't get the hint. Subtlety is a gift. I think this guy is a handful, though. #whodont

Teach him "carpe diem".

he's from Oklahoma!! that doesn't exist in Oklahoma!!!!