Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
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Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
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gaijinman 6
No shame in being festive!
IntoTheClouds 42
Why is this in the Intimacy category?
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Comments (69)
windfuelsfire 10
Lol, Bunch of prudes.. Happy to know you made an awesome costume :D
Enslaved 38
I bet you were the life of the party! ***I always keep an extra change of clothes in the trunk of my car and a jacket in case I get cold. (:
theluckyones 10
Reminds me of the movie Legally Blonde.. As long as you looked good!(:
nachosbabygurl 9
just cuz every1 else is a humbug doesn't mean u gota b
Pleonasm 36
Oh, God...
gc327072 31
I think she was trying to say "dam u str8 bby gurl", but I MIGHT have translated that wrong.. I don't speak idiot very well.
Pleonasm 36
I'm tempted to use that quote out of Billy Madison.
gc327072 31
32- go on.....
gc327072 31
Also, where the hell did this grammatical clusterfuck come from? I would expect this when reading posts from '09, but nowadays? WTF?!
Pleonasm 36
"#22, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this comment section is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no thumbs up, and may God have mercy on your soul."
gc327072 31
Damn Pleonasm I'm gonna use that, that's a badass quote!
zolziski 11
Halloween is not a big deal in South Africa and not widely celebrated outside of clubs and pubs, so I'm not really surprised you were alone. But, who knows? Maybe you've inspired others to make an effort next year?
beacbum7 7
Kind of reminds me of legally blonde.
flutter4 7
I thought of that movie too
mahna_fml 3
It's always fun to stand out like a sore thumb.
jptyler 8
Maybe everyone else was just dressed up as a regular person
honestjane 22
No, they were dressed as homicidal maniacs...they look just like everyone else.
JoeGrant 12
At least you have spirit!
dannykilljoy 4
Personally I'd say that's more of a fail on your company's part. **** those boring bastards!