Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
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gaijinman 6
No shame in being festive!
IntoTheClouds 42
Why is this in the Intimacy category?
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Comments (69)
KiddNYC1O 22
You're entitled to all the candy in that place!
banta98 5
So what's so bad about this? Your the only one who has enough spirit to dress up
Twisted_Angel 17
Well that's awkward... kinda like in "Mean Girls" when she dressed up all scary and dead, and she looked dead and creepy with those big teeth.
CuriousAlien 7
LOVE that movie!!
gc327072 31
"And in High school, Halloween basically means you dress up like a total ****." ^straight up truth.
mayyberry 4
Kinda sounds like nearly every chick flick out there
CuriousAlien 7
Hey look on the bright side................ I can't think of anything.
Spottedfeather 7
Didn't you think to ask if it was a normal party or a costume party ?
blackjackandcoke 9
Wow, OP, your co-workers are boring. Kudos to you for being festive!
d0vahkiin 0
I've always been afraid of doing that!!
Why_me_why_now 17
Hopefully you won best costume! If not, it sucks to be you. But hopefully you had fun!
Chaylbs_Draco 8
Live it up OP! Halloween is the best and not enough people take advantage of it. But please if your reading tell us what you went as... You did say you pulled out all the stops.