Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
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Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML
Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML
Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML
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steadycreepin 5
Febreze?
loserman67 36
Okay, possible responses you can write back: A: "He who smelt it dealt it." B: "FYI, The draft in the office comes from your direction." C: "Considering your breath, I think you'd be used to the aroma." D: "The bathroom is broken, it happened the last time you planted your fat ass on the toilet." E: (If the person is a woman) "Honey, it's not me, try closing your legs." F: (if the person is a male) "Honey, try actually touching the toilet paper to your ass when you wipe." Or how about the plain and simple... G: "Grow the **** up!"
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Comments (70)
RedPillSucks 33
Why not simply explain the mistake to your co-worker?
TheFirstSamurai 18
With a note making your co-worker feel stupid, making the irony sweeter.
TheFirstSamurai 18
*and making the irony much sweeter.
5HT2A 5
I was going to say the same thing. Just grab your co-worker and shove his head in the toilet then ask, "is THIS what you were smelling?"
honeybadger123 0
use another toliet?
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
This makes zero sense...
honeybadger123 0
well if she uses the broken toliet, it wont flush and therefore smelling bad
DanniMal87 3
At least he had the balls to speak up. Most people would have just laughed behind your back
Bobissmall 13
I don't see why you're being downvoted #19. If i smelt I'd definitely want someone to tell me, but I don't know if I'd have the balls to tell someone else, so yeah, good for that guy. It sucks that OP has to sit near a broken toilet either way however!
loserman67 36
Okay, possible responses you can write back: A: "He who smelt it dealt it." B: "FYI, The draft in the office comes from your direction." C: "Considering your breath, I think you'd be used to the aroma." D: "The bathroom is broken, it happened the last time you planted your fat ass on the toilet." E: (If the person is a woman) "Honey, it's not me, try closing your legs." F: (if the person is a male) "Honey, try actually touching the toilet paper to your ass when you wipe." Or how about the plain and simple... G: "Grow the **** up!"
KiddNYC1O 22
Comments like these rarely seize to amaze. Hence the thumbs up.
CloverFuchs 6
Cease*
LetItFlow57 7
Awesome comebacks dude. A fairly hard bitch slap would work as well :)
himoonkey 8
Or was it...
piccalo 4
I think a person who complain that is good enough to tell difference between bathroom smell and ur stinky smell..somebody really wants a bath here!
ohsnapitsdye 3
Damn that stinks!.... Correct your coworker! Make sure they know you smell good.
onanymouse 1
Ask coworker to switch offices :)
mama2b3 20
Surrrre
perdix 31
Maybe if you hadn't clogged up the shitter with your massive dumps, you wouldn't be blamed for the odor problem. Taco Bell four times a day is just an advertising campaign, not a prescription for healthy living!