Intimacy: Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he...

By Patrick R - 09/06/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2012 05:29 - United States - Dallas

Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML

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What?

By Patrick - 29/10/2020 03:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Couva

Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML

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You deserved it 91

Drunken antics

By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By Elmoo - 01/06/2012 01:20 - Netherlands

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

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Seize the means of production

By vikts - 29/05/2012 17:52 - Luxembourg - Olm

Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2014 19:23 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML

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All in a day's work

By Steve-noh - 10/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML

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The customer is sometimes devious

By dontgivemechecks - 16/03/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML

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You deserved it 669

By A. - 15/04/2009 07:48 - Canada

Today, after two weeks of living on plain pasta, I finally got my paycheck and was excited that I'd get real food, and ride the subway instead of exhausting my malnourished body with the two-hour walk to work. My surname was misspelt on the check; the bank is holding it for ten days. FML

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Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

How'd it taste?

mattmadden 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:10

A brain...

Comments

64ponygirl 1

Friday 10 June 2011 6:40

win. 2nd funniest ever.

GEFStryker 29

Friday 10 June 2011 6:53

So what flavor was his Gogurt stick?

tom_es 3

Friday 10 June 2011 8:53

Who cares what people think!

Namenlos_fml 20

Friday 10 June 2011 11:29

Ok, it sucks that your coworker wrote that memo line, but I have to admit, it is kinda funny.

krystal2424 0

Friday 10 June 2011 11:39

when you give it to the teller... wink. haha

Trent_21 6

Friday 10 June 2011 12:40

co-worker= win

Kemal33T 0

Friday 10 June 2011 12:52

sounds like he didn't want to pay you back lol

orlykid 0

Friday 10 June 2011 12:53

ydi for spelling cheque wrong

mercedes3210 6

Friday 10 June 2011 15:38

sparty12 2

Friday 10 June 2011 16:55

you should be proud

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