Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
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Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
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Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
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Top comments
Josher47 0
Well, there's your problem
Punderful 0
Stood right under it, did ya? Guess you're not a big fan of common sense.
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Comments (96)
sarcdude 3
oh come on, those YDI's are heartless, no one deserves that D:
InfiniteSecret 20
I said they deserved it because they didn't use common sense to not stand under a faulty fan, that had a high chance of falling on them. This could've easily been prevented if they used common sense
myssmandy 0
Okay. You are marked offically a dumb ass for standing under it. You obviously knew that something was wrong with it, it wasn't just shaking for no reason. So why in the heck would you stand underneath it? Like you could see what was wrong with it from the ground anyhow. My suggestion would have been to go get a ladder and get up there so you could actually examine it, and maybe do something about it. Not stand under it like an idiot. I don't know whether to vote "deserves it" for being so ignorant and standing under it like a complete da. Or "I agree" fyl, for not being born with enough sense to know what to do about the situation. At least you turned it off. Therfore, I guess I will not vote at all. This was completly pointless to put on here. You proved to the world how dumb you really are. Congrats. At least you did give us all a good laugh.
OP_here 0
omg i'm always so scared that ceiling fans'll fall off lyk that :O
michelle91 0
myssmandy, relax... wow. you don't need to make them feel so bad. I'm pretty sure anyone in their position would have been able to learn their lesson on their own after having a fan fall on their face, without you calling them an ignorant dumbass who wasn't born with enough common sense to understand the situation......
disney_blonde 16
Even if the screws holding it up came loose, ceiling fans have 2-3 wires which would've stopped it from falling more than a few inches...which were obviously still attached or the fan couldn't have been shaking because it wouldn't have any power. Plus, why stand under a fan that's violently shaking?
phonix74 0
ouch bro that musta stung
FerrariCake 2
At least you figured out what was wrong with it.
Bllasae 0
Lol.
Notastalker 0
dumbass.
hifriend 0
LMFAO