Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML
Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML
Today, my cat woke me up at 3 a.m. by jumping from the shelf and landing on my nutsack. FML
Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
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Top comments
nelds 12
Haha your dad sounds funny.
roseXthorns 8
Hopefully she didn't impale you with razor sharp claws.
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Comments (100)
lovepandorasaver 11
Dads are definitely getting cooler these days, I will be one of them for sure haha.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Your dad is hilarious! =D FYL, though.
kitsune3 20
XD Dick move on your dad's part, but that's funny.
winnerme123 8
Could of been worse Trust me
capnbzarr 43
Wake him up tomorrow by taking a dump on his face.
peniiis 8
I hate the fact that I can relate to this so well.
mikachoo 0
I would do that.... lmfao
Teagle 3
Good idea. I think I have something to use on my girlfriend someday :)
funnytruth 0
Lol your dad is very funny
alexdr5398 5
best way to wake someone up ever :D