Animals: Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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Same thing different taste

By CatofSteel - 05/03/2017 22:00

Today, my cat cracked my phone screen by sneezing on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 00:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML

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No napping, only feeding

By Not Helping - 06/07/2022 02:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML

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Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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By can't breathe - 22/11/2010 11:33 - Australia

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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Saturday 8 January 2011 16:00

YDI for not wearing safety goggles around your cat?

CANNIBALx 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:02

I think you liked it.

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courk94 6

Friday 11 November 2011 16:45

Uuuggghh ! Yes FYL ! But mind you, you deserved it .. Cats are pests =

TheOtherTimeLord 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 15:29

Aww. Boo frickity hoo! Get over it.

kaycee1996 5

Monday 23 January 2012 15:24

You deserve it for owning a cat

DMC91 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 10:26

Hahaha

bunniex1 11

Thursday 17 May 2012 22:28

My cat sneezed on my ice cream once. It was mint chocolate chip.

bieberfreak18 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 16:05

Isn't your reaction to blink?

LaLince 40

Monday 3 December 2012 5:44

right

volklskis 7

Sunday 23 December 2012 21:06

AHAHAHAA!!!

Green_Day_101 7

Sunday 26 May 2013 21:48

My cat has done this to me before... He's also sneezed when my mouth was open :I

Andrai 10

Thursday 29 August 2013 13:06

Did it feel weird? Wait...why didnt you blink? You should probably take your cat to the vet to see if he/she has a cold. :p

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Same thing different taste

No napping, only feeding

Not now, honey

Too stupid

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