Animals: Today, my cat refuses to drink from any source of water that... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 05:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cat refuses to drink from any source of water that isn't the toilet. FML

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By Anon127 - 12/06/2012 02:40 - United States - Taunton

Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 05:01

Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By catwoman - 31/10/2009 04:34 - Australia

Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Turkey

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

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Smelly cat, smelly cat…

By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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The master of the house

By Damn cats - 13/10/2022 04:00

Today, I had to use the bathroom when I woke up this morning. My cat was sitting in front of the toilet and absolutely refused to move. I seriously tried every humane way of getting her to move, but she didn't budge. I had to sit really awkwardly on the toilet to do my business. When I stood up, she moved. FML

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ScratchCatPower 32

Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:01

Crazy Product Idea #251: Cat water bowl that is shaped like a toilet. Cats like to drink from water that's moving. There's bowls that cycle the water, maybe try that?

Peacelove0404 26

Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:55

You'll just have to(i)let the cat drink

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josiemorehouse 12

Thursday 19 May 2016 13:20

Get a pet water fountain. We got one for our 3 cats and it's their favorite water source. Plus it's cute watching them sit and stare at the water as to moves around. :)

riducle 3

Thursday 19 May 2016 15:17

Maybe he likes it because of its extra taste and smell.

snarkytruth 37

Thursday 19 May 2016 20:16

When was the last time you cleaned it's water bowl? People often forget to clean them. it should be done at least once a week and fresh water every three days or more if you have more than one cat. Don't just top off the water. . Could be a sign of contamination of the water bowl (over spray of a household product or loose hairs floating on the surface) or a health problem.

Witchylady 17

Friday 20 May 2016 7:18

Get your cat checked out by a vet. Sometimes when they have renal issues they start seeking out some of the most unusual water choices

0utland 18

Saturday 21 May 2016 13:57

My cat has also started to drink from the toilet recently.. It's like having a grumpy dog that mauls you if you scratch his stomach for more than 2 seconds at a time...

Nobinx 15

Monday 30 May 2016 21:10

why the hell would you leave the lid up

ShinnamonBun 7

Tuesday 9 May 2017 1:15

After a flush, put some sour spray in the water or something lol

marthamydear23 9

Sunday 27 August 2017 0:21

my animals drink from the toilet too. so what?

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