Animals and Cats: Tasty - FML

Tasty

By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 05:01

Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML

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cacheson 41

Monday 8 February 2021 5:40

My cat did this and made herself very sick - to the point she had to be on meds for several weeks. I can’t soak dishes in the sink anymore because she will keep doing it.

EVR 8

Monday 28 December 2020 20:46

Cats are ******* dicks.

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EVR 8

Monday 28 December 2020 20:46

Cats are ******* dicks.

JasonThorn 19

Monday 28 December 2020 20:48

If she's anything like my cat, she must like it so much she's willing to enjoy it TWICE.

cacheson 41

Monday 8 February 2021 5:40

My cat did this and made herself very sick - to the point she had to be on meds for several weeks. I can’t soak dishes in the sink anymore because she will keep doing it.

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