Animals: Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas...

By DarkDisaster - 27/12/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 03:00

Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML

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Merry Xmas

By Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

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Christmas Chaos

By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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Evil but cute

By WearingOff - 14/07/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

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Cartoonish

By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 02:01

Today, my kid jumped from the couch into our Christmas tree. As she literally slid down the entire tree, it was like it was happening in slow motion. I was laughing so hard, I peed myself, so I had to clean up decorations and my own piss. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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Stealth attack

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 16:58 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, I was cooking when I got jumped from behind by my friend's cat, who thought my back would make a great lookout perch. Yesterday he tried to sharpen his claws on me. Last time I looked in the mirror I didn't look like a tree trunk, but maybe I need glasses. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

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By catlover - 13/12/2012 11:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML

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flysniper77 6

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:03

Not everyday you get attacked by pussy

MelTheGreat 23

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:38

Unless you're Tiger Woods.

Comments

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 28 December 2012 12:30

You imply that there were other potential victims around at the time and as the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few it was good of you to sacrifice yourself for the amusement of everyone else.

AnxietySlave 9

Friday 28 December 2012 16:22

Why dont you set up a camera? Then you can laugh at it for years and years to come.

Altair18 10

Friday 28 December 2012 21:21

I could totally see that going viral in YouTube

HoleyColey 9

Tuesday 1 January 2013 20:05

it's funny cause it's true, next thing you know number one hit

rp713 4

Sunday 30 December 2012 15:55

Oh My G but that's so hilarious LOL

BVBARMY1238 9

Monday 31 December 2012 2:48

My cat does that

Vidimus 13

Monday 31 December 2012 21:04

A Christmas tree is every house cat's play-mountain. You should know this, OP.

TurkeySlab 9

Wednesday 2 January 2013 5:11

Still funny :D

sugarbear0727 19

Tuesday 30 April 2013 2:37

We have one cat that likes to hide in our wood pile outside and attack people. Its super cute cause she also likes to attack our dogs. Haha. She doesn't claw, just tackles. Then she usually runs off into the pile again to wait for someone else, or when you're not looking, she'll attack you again.