We're in Hell

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 20:01

Today, it's Monday. I'm living in hangover hell. Work is hell. Moving my head is hell. Did I party all weekend? Yes. Except that it was just me and my cat. Nothing was consumed other than several bottles of wine and tubs of Ben & Jerry's. FML
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RichardPencil 30

We don't know how much the cat drank.

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RichardPencil 30

How is your cat? I hope he can hold his liquor better than you can. Were you compelled by peer pressure to overdo the drinking? By your cat? You may need to enroll in a two-step program: Step 1: Admit you have a problem. Step 2: Everyone has problems -- so what?!?! Success!

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RichardPencil 30

How is your cat? I hope he can hold his liquor better than you can. Were you compelled by peer pressure to overdo the drinking? By your cat? You may need to enroll in a two-step program: Step 1: Admit you have a problem. Step 2: Everyone has problems -- so what?!?! Success!

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Marcella1016 31

Is it bad that I assumed OP was a woman before I checked the gender? I thought it would be the third fml from that randomly punctuated cat lady and it looked like she was well on her way lol

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RichardPencil 30

No, it would be bad if you assumed the OP who couldn't borrow their parents' car was a woman. It's be worse if you assumed she's an Asian woman. Bad! Bad Marcella!

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sarsuela 28

You consumed several bottles of wine and are surprised you are hungover? Wow.

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RichardPencil 30

We don't know how much the cat drank.

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Marcella1016 31

And I hear some ******* can hold a lot. Was that too vulgar? Sorry Alan I couldn’t help it lol

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raven_of_azarath 34

We also don’t know over how long of a period OP was drinking and how much water they consumed. I can drink half a bottle of whiskey and not be hungover, but only if I space out the drinks and match ounce for ounce with water.

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spinspinsugar 12

hope it was dry wine because holy sugar batman, I can understand why you're in hangover hell. feel better!

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DanielleinDC 32

Drink enough wine, and that'll do it.

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