By Anonymous - 9/8/2021 20:01

We're in Hell

Today, it's Monday. I'm living in hangover hell. Work is hell. Moving my head is hell. Did I party all weekend? Yes. Except that it was just me and my cat. Nothing was consumed other than several bottles of wine and tubs of Ben & Jerry's. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

How is your cat? I hope he can hold his liquor better than you can.

Were you compelled by peer pressure to overdo the drinking? By your cat? You may need to enroll in a two-step program:

Step 1: Admit you have a problem.
Step 2: Everyone has problems -- so what?!?!
Success!

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  Marcella1016  |  31

Is it bad that I assumed OP was a woman before I checked the gender? I thought it would be the third fml from that randomly punctuated cat lady and it looked like she was well on her way lol

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  RichardPencil  |  30

No, it would be bad if you assumed the OP who couldn't borrow their parents' car was a woman.

It's be worse if you assumed she's an Asian woman. Bad! Bad Marcella!

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We also don’t know over how long of a period OP was drinking and how much water they consumed. I can drink half a bottle of whiskey and not be hungover, but only if I space out the drinks and match ounce for ounce with water.