Animals: Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim....

By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Neutered - 27/11/2012 19:52 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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You deserved it 6 725

By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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You deserved it 5 172

Poor little guy

By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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You deserved it 116

Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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You deserved it 112 840

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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Gondile 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:16

Two *******, one tub? (assuming OP is a girl)

krustacea 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:24

poor putty tat

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krustacea 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:24

poor putty tat

lucky22888 12

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:26

I'm sorry op that happened to my sister. FYL

pinedo39 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:33

damn

josebeto1 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:43

agreed 28... agreed

talun 10

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:56

Huh? You're #27 and you agreed to #28??

PeteyPablo12308 20

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:10

Yeah I'm confused about that as well...

klonopin_ftw 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:23

you fell for it, idiots.

atthegates 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 10:13

flawless victory

dirtyblond 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:07

MUUUHAHAHA!>:)

josebeto1 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:28

TeeHee

WillKill4Beer 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:03

YDI for having a stupid cat in the house.

TehMoney 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:06

I love that song

Dustin_Pedobear 9

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:07

You have a choice now, which pussy will you dry? (assuming there is only one towel)

SassiestLemon 2

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:54

Also assuming OP is a woman. :P

sanchezking 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:15

poor pussy! its all wet!

IStoleTheCookies 16

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:30

it's dripping wet, and feisty. & it attacks you.

YacL 15

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:20

So you got scratched by a cat? Doesn't sound too bad, could have been worse... Uh, somehow...

savs11 13

Monday 28 March 2011 21:20

Scratched multiple times more like it since the kitty was scared shitless Probably hurt like a bitch but yes you're right, could have been worse.

klonopin_ftw 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:20

better an asteroid than your mothers fat ass.

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