Animals: Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim....

By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Neutered - 27/11/2012 19:52 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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Gondile 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:16

Two *******, one tub? (assuming OP is a girl)

krustacea 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:24

poor putty tat

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jeffdubya 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:09

what language are you speaking? if it's English, you're a retard.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:11

Now now, at least your pussy got wet.

Shanetacular 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:46

FAKE!!! there was one a while back exactly like this.

underpaid011 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:00

the cat only pretended to fall in the tub to have an excuse to claw you. quit buying that cheap ass food your cat hates.

NineFishMffns_fml 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:12

lol :p

BAMF18 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:02

better Justin bieber than Corey haim. too soon?

frenchie_015 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:19

this happened to me about 2 weeks ago. it sucks.

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:32

poor poor kitty kat! ydi, why did u let it on the rim?!

MrBoredGuy 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:36

nice car

SassiestLemon 2

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:51

Possibly.

HoMachine 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 18:04

dogs ftw

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