Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Sampe101 15
There's no way that could have gone worse
sonasonic 34
The real problem is if he questioned you or not.
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Comments (100)
ALittleFreak 15
The only thing worse is if your brother said "Oh my god I thought I was the only one."
heavenlyassbutt 11
I can't stop laughing
ImagineCrazy 27
Why close the tab if he already seen you? Stare into his soul and keep jerking, since he obviously didn't knock... Unless you were out in the open then YDI
L3G3ND4RYB4D4SS 6
Omfg he thought u were jerking off to ur moms Facebook. Ohhhh that must have sucked
ElusiveMee 6
That's a sticky situation.
fragmen52 18
Windows key + d and make sure you have an normal desktop background
mccrightp 29
Did you look her dead in the and say "I've been baaaad mommy"?
NYGiants1925 22
Hopefully he assumed you had closed the tab you were actually using...
MrZed_fml 11
P*rn would have been easier to explain
tarlax 11
Did you really just censor the word "****"?
Cebolamole 13
On the other hand: "Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to our mother's facebook profile. FML"