Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
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Top comments
Sampe101 15
There's no way that could have gone worse
sonasonic 34
The real problem is if he questioned you or not.
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Comments (100)
RedCronos 17
Ctrl+Shift then T
VoldooPed 20
Why are people downvoting this? Like it may not be helpful now but it's the hot key for bringing back up the last closed tab, so it would have been able to prove that OP wasn't jacking to his mother.
microbemaster 17
Doesn't work if he was in incognito
naajster 14
Let's change perspective for a moment : "Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to my Mom's Facebook profile. FML."
four0seven 22
Weird!! The date is recent but I recall reading this fml long time ago.
aconsultant 9
nobody wonders why he was on his mom's fb page anyway. Sounds creepy to me. o_0
tarlax 11
You must have a really demented mind if you find that creepy.
Jonjon554 16
Maybe he was on the family computer
Shade0000 9
Who in their right mind would use a family computer to watch ****? So many things could go wrong if they were.
sweetbliss3 37
you already got caught, so what's the point of closing the ****?
yerawizardlizzy 27
That's what I was thinking! His dick's already out so what difference does ir make?
L337Vic 7
It's a reaction! Lol
amsterdamgirl 20
lmao! ! !
zaidthunder1 27
That must have been a weird moment.
Iam20OrOlder 2
Could have been far worse, if your mother is the one who walked in
DeMamp 15
#1 well, he could have killed his grandma with his semen...
ALittleFreak 15
Obviously nobody got your reference. AP support bro. Thumbs up!
DeMamp 15
Thank you, at least one person got it...
arano 29
So you were on your mom's Facebook profile and then just decided to jerk off...? Kind of a weird time to get horny.