Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Sampe101 15
There's no way that could have gone worse
sonasonic 34
The real problem is if he questioned you or not.
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Comments (100)
Littlethings1 5
this is why doors have locks
omzz15 23
Windows key +D and it brings you to your desktop (Windows only not for MACs) also Windows key +L logs you off
dapussyslayer 7
either this is the absolute truth or you need a community of strangers to tell your lies to so you can, in some sick twisted way, convince yourself you arent a sick twisted individual.... ????? wtf am i trippin on you ask? the world may never know.
anthony99 14
Sterling Archer, is that you?
lovely234_fml 16
Explain yourself, I feel like this knowledge could tear your brother, your family, apart at the seams. Tell him you closed the **** tab before the drama ensues.
SyntheticWolf 7
Did he start singing "Sweet Home Alabama"?
HMYX1006 9
Still, you will find horrible things there
TheKingOfHearts 19
incest is wincest!
quackmt 14
I am laughing so hard
jasonrellet 22
This it the first FML I've ever really laughed because of!