Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Sampe101 15
There's no way that could have gone worse
sonasonic 34
The real problem is if he questioned you or not.
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Comments (100)
redscarf_fml 8
You were already caught jerking off. Why even try to cover up the ****?
ssnow_fml 20
Hello Oedipus. Nice to meet you.
I can't stand leg puns! 23
Freud much?
asukakindred 9
At Least it wasn't your dads profile
mrlucky22 18
Way to take matters in hand.
Joseph24689 14
Edit: "He then joined in. FML"
SmittyJA24 26
... someone needs to get out of the house & find some female companionship.
ImagineCrazy 27
Because people don't jerk off when they're in a relationship...
anthony99 14
Sex is great, but sometimes nothing beats good ol' Pamela Handerson
demix_fml 32
You could of used the bathroom, I'm sure that would have a lock on the door.
Host2phats 21
I think we should be questioning the why he had his moms Facebook up (Facebook in general) while watching ****. But just in case more people do this, why wouldn't you lock the door? (No lock place something against it)
aconsultant 9
Yeah, nobody thinks that. Apparently everybody here opens their mom's fb profile the first thing in the morning.
human321 11
the funny thing is facebook records your history if your login
laden_swallow09 35
You nasty ************…
dwaitley24 9
Possibly the worst thing I've ever heard