Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Sampe101 15
There's no way that could have gone worse
sonasonic 34
The real problem is if he questioned you or not.
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Comments (100)
RachelLo 4
Sucks to be you!
nodai 13
Ctrl+Shift+T reopen last closed tab, a lot easier to explain probably.
KaliApate 11
broken arms much?
AidanKozak 13
???
Dizzyjim82 7
Wait why were you on your mom's fb account in the first place? Seems like a weird time to want to get funky.
LennyComa 39
In that situation just keep the window open...If you are get caught jerking it keep the **** going.....Much less awkward thaanything else that can be on the screen
bmannyc 3
That'll teach him to know
blucorsa 15
At leas it's normal where you are.
Lunchy306 8
You totally deserved that. what the hell did you have your mom's fb page open for behind your ****? ??
urbanbigfoot 20
Honestly, I would have just looked at him and told him to leave. Nothin to be embarrassed about.