Miscellaneous: Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me...

By SisterOfTard - 10/11/2014 16:31 - United States - Florence

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

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By doesn't fuck on the first, thank god - 23/03/2014 20:25 - United Kingdom - Southend-on-sea

Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML

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By Kelly - 02/08/2012 08:11 - United States - Manteca

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

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By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

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Don't hate the player…

By Jpaylay - 12/08/2021 14:00 - United States - Lakeland

Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 807

By _guy_j - 06/09/2015 03:11 - United States - Glendora

Today, my brother got a job as an Uber driver. Now, whenever I need a ride from him, he insists I pay him money through the app. FML

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Mixed signals

By max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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Breakout

By liisiuu - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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You deserved it 901

The hustler

By Anonymous - 23/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 10 November 2014 23:46

Eeeewwwwwwwww

rachelottavia 16

Monday 10 November 2014 23:46

I hope you didn't say yes!

Comments

JoshMohawk 11

Tuesday 11 November 2014 20:48

FYL for accepting his offer.

little_Jimmy 7

Tuesday 11 November 2014 20:48

this isn't Arkansas

MrCantgetright 4

Tuesday 11 November 2014 20:53

are you worried it'll turn you on OP?

diving_fml 30

Tuesday 11 November 2014 21:05

I wonder if she is $20 richer....

snazzygabe12 10

Tuesday 11 November 2014 21:18

$20 is $20

Jonacon 8

Tuesday 11 November 2014 21:35

Well now I feel disturbed

pic516 9

Tuesday 11 November 2014 23:54

$20 is $20

DR9614 4

Wednesday 12 November 2014 0:31

Well???????? Did you?

Eleora 19

Wednesday 12 November 2014 4:50

40, and we can get handsy.... lmfao Jk! *In Cleveland's voice* "That's nasty."

lbanks_fml 10

Wednesday 12 November 2014 5:58

Kissing what? Or where? Next he'll need practice receiving head?? So......$50 oughta cover it.

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