SisterOfTard
Florence, United States
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
doesn't fuck on the first, thank god
Southend-on-sea, United Kingdom
Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML
Kelly
Manteca, United States
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
Flip
France
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
Jpaylay
Lakeland, United States
Don't hate the player…
Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML
_guy_j
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Glendora, United States
Driver 8
Today, my brother got a job as an Uber driver. Now, whenever I need a ride from him, he insists I pay him money through the app. FML
max
United States
Mixed signals
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
liisiuu
Breakout
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
Anonymous
The hustler
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Anonymous
Szeged, Hungary
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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Rainbow_dumpster 28
Eeeewwwwwwwww
rachelottavia 16
I hope you didn't say yes!
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Comments (168)
Jake_Dee 10
Better have a talk with him about boundaries.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's messed up.
BitchWilderness 11
You can forgive him as it was his first time, right?
worldclassrager 41
Practice makes perfect
demonfacee 14
Wow, he must be into incest. Hopefully you said no.
ckerane 16
does your brother realise your his sister?
weveallbeenthere 30
come on, your in Kentucky, I'm surprised you didn't do it for a pack of gum. (YES, I AM BEING SARCASTIC). take the 20 and when he leans in to kiss, slap him across the face and walk away.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
You're* At least in Kentucky we are taught to differentiate between homophones.
martin8337 36
Incest is not best (in most states).
ABitOfAMess 8
Please, tell me you said no..
davidcanoa92 8
Yeah she took the 20$