UC_jrmnts

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La vie est pleine de petits bonheurs. Si vous pensez que l'aventure est dangereuse, essayez la routine... elle est mortelle. Je ne regrette rien

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Uc_jrmnts's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Smash_Mouth / Sunday 8 March 2009 05:36 / United States

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MissAggravared / Wednesday 19 November 2014 08:27 / United States - Meridian

Today, after realizing my flashcards had fallen out of my binder, I asked my teacher if I could quickly go to my locker to get them. She said no and told me to go sit down. As soon as class ended, I went to my locker and brought them to her. Her response? "Why didn't you ask me to get these during class?" FML

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