Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML
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perdix 31
He was looking for the infomercial on how to save drowning people, but got distracted by the Shake Weight one.
illmatic2 16
Wow, that's a really COLD thing to do. But don't let it bug you to much.
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Comments (108)
wetherguy 0
let's retelk the story without fluff: I got scared of a bug and fell into a pool. FML Really? YDI
dragonaair 5
Actually, in NSW at the moment, the weather is surprisingly quite cold. Like, 15 degrees cold. I should know since I live in NSW
T1A2Z3 35
15 degrees... cold? Are you american? If these are degrees celcius please never come to Ireland... Some years 15 degrees is our summer. That's hot...
toddo16 5
how big is this pool that you need help out?
C94Slim 7
u my friend, are the best
NickoMazingxx 0
Nice brother you have.
Saiyza 4
Don't you mean HYPOventilating? Hahahahahahaha!.......I'm sorry.
tommygun93 2
lol it IS hyperventilating =P
perlie559 0
Now that's brotherly love!!! LMAO
sassy_bunny16 0
can you say helpless?
bindingfame 0
Uhm ok wat does this have to do with the price of tea in china
megan251 0
your brother is a dick lol sorry to here that
WarByrd 0
hear*