Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Top comments
ElMachoNacho 18
And he will probably never find that perfect girl, and he will bother you forever :D
carecow 16
I guess your brother aint much of a personality fan, sorry to hear that.
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Comments (86)
patrickalamo 48
And by popular opinion the next girlfriend is...
tossaway2321 5
actually unless you are conjoined twins your blood is most likely separate and not shared
ForeverJasmine 26
He obviously doesn't care about personality... Plus the people who care about getting likes are attention ******...
SystemofaBlink41 27
You definetly deserve it, OP. It's your fault you were born in that family.
innaCNS 5
I really don't know is that sad or stupid, or both :/
feven 32
You and your brother share the same blood. Amazing!
giantsfan2010 23
Maybe he wants to date a girl who doesn't have a lot of likes and guys commenting on her pictures? Maybe he doesn't like competition? A lot of people here assume he wants a girl with many likes but it could be the other way around. Sometimes when a girl has tons of likes and attention it could mean less chance of being noticed.
alice_18 16
Nudes that other people like, no less
thes7274473 19
Better than your boyfriend admitting this to you.
lesly30 14
I wonder how many likes he has on his