Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Top comments
ElMachoNacho 18
And he will probably never find that perfect girl, and he will bother you forever :D
carecow 16
I guess your brother aint much of a personality fan, sorry to hear that.
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Comments (86)
youngindian 10
Is he all there or is he kind of the slow one in the family?
dylanhasemann 9
Yeah like that will ever get you any pussy.
GunSlinger69 19
Chicks who take selfies are mostly bitches anyway..
syed121417 22
I don't agree. I've always been told I'm very nice and sweet, yet I love selfies...
t_rosie 7
yeah man, how dare girls like how they look and have self-esteem ?? tsssk
GuKu_fml 7
That's rediculous ,most girls take selfies ..if you think that you're just as shallow.
CuteCammy 15
I'm pretty sure all girls take selfies now...
annalily5 28
While it's not very deep of him, it make sense in a certain way. The amount of "likes" indicates her desirability to others, meaning his dating her will be viewed as a greater accomplishment if she gets a lot. It's still pretty pathetic, as it goes beyond the shallowness of dating someone just because *he* finds her attractive(which is necessary for a healthy relationship, along with personality) to dating someone because *others* deem her attractive(which is not necessary for a healthy relationship).
syed121417 22
That's very stupid. I think wanting some likes on your own picture is one thing, but why should others care about it? If he find her attractive, why does it matter how many other people think so, so much to like her picture? This reminds me of a girl who said if her tweet doesn't not get any favorites or retweets, she deletes it because she thinks it's "weird". Social media has taken so much of our self value away- so many kids rely on what other people think and that's not the right way for this generation to be growing up at all. I think I was born in the wrong era because while I like my iPad and apps, I don't feel like I need it, at all. That being said, my selfies don't get too many likes, but do you think I care? No, because I took the picture because I likes the way my hair looked, not to see if others do. I get compliments in person which actually matters, not if someone likes a filtered photo of you. Anyways, OP, your brother sounds very young and expectedly immature. I couldn't imagine a soon-to-be adult thinking like this. Even if he is in his late teens, he'll learn with time. He must not be very experienced with women to be so shallow, so he will mature with time. Everyone has some,thing stupid they did or though when they were younger that they laugh at when they get older. This will be that for him, I guess.
amb95x 17
Don't expect any nieces or nephews
Vivi99 12
Wow
justinccp 8
That's incredibly lame & short sighted of him
justinccp 8
# 30 I couldn't agree more with you
EvilLittleMan 23
Obviously the pool of blood is very shallow.