Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Top comments
ElMachoNacho 18
And he will probably never find that perfect girl, and he will bother you forever :D
carecow 16
I guess your brother aint much of a personality fan, sorry to hear that.
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Comments (86)
MrsKilown 20
I guess he wants a girl with a lot of friends. It sure doesn't say a lot about the girl, but it speaks volumes about your brother. Sorry OP, you'll probably be stuck with him forever! lol!
aliezzo 19
1 like = 1 prayer for OP's bro
bingo__O 15
Although that is agreeably stupid, aren't selfies kind of used to do just that? Gain attention and (if single hopefully) possibly interest a potential partner?
Ellykay 17
I take selfies because I think I look decent, not to get attention from guys. I don't know where ya get that logic from :p
G00N3R 19
Haha I think you look good too
bingo__O 15
I don't know, a view from the outside lol. I'm not a social person
MrConcise 35
#19, you basically just said what #14 did in a more vague sense. "I think I look good", so you take a selfie. "I want to show other people I look good", so you post it. Even if you don't consciously acknowledge the purpose is for attention, that's what you're doing when you post a selfie (aside from basic identification pictures of yourself, like a profile picture). If you keep it for yourself, then that's different, but people who are posting them are doing so because they want other people to see...also known as attention. And remember, just because the word "attention" has recently picked up a stronger negative connotation in the past few decades doesn't mean wanting attention is a bad thing.
sweetnsourrr 11
#19 some people take selfies for attention which makes it look bad for those who don't. You can't take selfies anymore without people assuming you're full of yourself. I used to take a lot, but because I barely had any of myself. I am not photogenic at all, IMO.
juststephhere 23
He's probably missing out on a lot of wonderful ladies. It's really his loss.
vikky538 29
not the same likes though...
G00N3R 19
Vain much
missbrit818 20
Wow. At least be glad you're not that shallow
wallmaria 15
what kind of guy cares about that hahaha
NevermoreRoses 20
Totally understandable. I need my women to have at least 33 likes before I'll even consider giving them their dog back.
barney_stinson1 11
Lol sry ur bro got more game than u
SoteMaru 1
This got down-voted like crazy, but you have a point. He apparently has so many girls in his life he needs to winnow the list down a bit?