Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Your boyfriend will have a laughgasm.
therealslim 15
Just refuse to have sex with him. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
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Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
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I laughed at the moaning twice, never saw the girl again after the second time. still don't regret it - it had sexy time, had a laugh and toped it off with cherry ice cream!~ one of the best days of my life PS gals, don't ever moan for encouragement, it's just f*cking silly
ifoundalaska 11
Moan for encouragement? We moan out of pleasure, it's natural.
RaquelW 7
PS girls, don't ever enjoy yourself! that's just silly! -_-
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
by "moaning for encouragement" I meant fake moaning, there's nothing more silly and mood-killing than that. I doubt that you'll argue with my position that it's disrespectful to both participants and absolutely counter-productive. stop being such feminazis and searching for suppression which isn't there.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
once again: fake moaning = bad + if the gal overdoes it's laughable natural moaning = good, I am happy for you and your partner
shannonreneee 11
107, everyone moans differently. Some people are quiet where as other people are vocal. Doesn't mean it's not real if they're loud.
efemel94 7
Now that's comedy
seb6969 6
Fyl but him to react like that, but ydi for still having sex with him. If you're completely abandonig yourself to him makes him laugh, he doesn't deserve you.
KitaBrah 0
Get him a job in the **** industry
perdix 31
What's my age again? What's my age again?
20ver100cuecas 3
Whenever he is about to come...laugh in his face...You'll give him a taste of the feeling :P
Warchamp7 3
Maybe giving him herpes for a surprise birthday present will make him stop laughing.
DogsPaw 16
Doc shot her... Can't kill Noor though. Run for your lives!
skyeyez9 25
There was a girl on an earlier FML whose bf told her she sounds like a barking seal during her big O. Just don't bark like a seal (arf arf arf....claps hands furiously).
loserman67 36
OP: OOOOhhhhhhhhhh baby... BF: *snort* OP: Sigh... Baby it feels sooooo good... BF: *teehee* OP: UMMMmmm... Baby, I'm almost there... BF: *chuckle* OP: Thanks for the mood kill... BF: BWWAAAAhahahahahahahahaahahhaha!