Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Your boyfriend will have a laughgasm.
therealslim 15
Just refuse to have sex with him. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
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Comments (178)
azfinnest 0
Squeeze his balls every time he laughs.
aj98 2
He is gay
THE_A_TEEN 28
You are an idiot. There is no intricate proof of that. And if you think a man laughing during sex is a sign of homosexuality, it's time for a brain.
I_Punch_Babies 7
OPs boyfriend mustve lived a sheltered life
brianjman14 23
Holy shit, that new profile picture scared me for a second!
poohappens26 0
My husband & i laugh sometimes during sex.. I ask him what's up :)
Siiw 8
Laughing and being playful during sex is normal and healthy. Laughing at something the other does is something else, and not OK. It sounds like OP's boyfriend is still in puberty, it would be a major turn-off.
TwiztedYuri 9
force him to watch a few days of ****. maybe he will get over it.
eyecon502 13
Maybe you moan like a Muppet?
HarleyJM 7
Poor girl!
DespairFaction 11
Haha Nothing like a "MOOO" to kill a boner. Unless you are into that type of stuff.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
yup thats a fail