Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Your boyfriend will have a laughgasm.
therealslim 15
Just refuse to have sex with him. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
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Comments (178)
H00K_M 8
He'll never, ever give you one, so no need to be terrified!
brookiechii 1
I wonder what he would actually do if you were to reach an ******... Oh the possibilities.
trpfml 4
That's what she said. . . Literally, no need to repeat
pink_raindrops 26
Some guys actually do that because they're happy...I've only really heard of it happening when the girl orgasms but maybe he does it when you moan because he's happy that he can make you feel good. Just talk to him about it, but keep in mind he probably can't make himself stop doing it. It could easily stop as time goes on though.
esines 9
Maybe she moans funny, or has a really squeaky voice
willisawesome 0
Ross and Rachel from Friends?
_ebbonyy 11
Fake an ****** and see? haha
SheBeNeNe 16
It looks like OP is a boy, and boys can't fake an ******.
lyssa_jean 7
jackass op os not a boy. under title it says miss.......
falafalo 25
It is clearly stated that OP is a woman.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
btw you do know that an ****** and an ejaculation although correlate aren't the same thing?
chief1988 0
Thats funny lol
bfsd42 20
37, you are very right. Separating the two is the key to some amazing and long lasting sex.
Yodaevil 4
Psh! We all know that the woman ****** is fiction! Or at least by the means of men... (;
Mauskau 36
You're an idiot, 28.
Grammar_Nazi01 5
Or 95 hasn't been able to help a woman achieve one ever.
_ebbonyy 11
28- you're a complete moron haha, maybe make sure you're not wrong before you try and outsmart someone? :-)
Yodaevil 4
109, help or cause, nope cause they dont exist! I think unicorns may show up before the female ****** does! Men, we know just about anything done can get our rocks off. Women say "our orgasms are more complicated" just as a cover... Lol
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for dating Beavis.
starwind3438 9
^^That's a win.
mrlopez 13
Don't be a butthead. Hmm wait, sorry wrong entry site.
TaysDarkLust 11
WINNNN!! Thank god I wasn't the only one that thought that.
PussyPredator 6
Noor, you ok? I think you got shot..
anniekins 6
Sex is that funny to him?
KiddNYC1O 22
Her sighing and moaning is...
Snafuusmc 12
I would too sorry.
SheBeNeNe 16
I can imagine what his Sex-Ed teacher went through.
perdix 31
Have no fear, you're never going to have an ****** with him. If you want to have an ******, you'll need a new boyfriend or a vibrator that's loud enough to drown out his chortles and guffaws as the machine gives you what he never could.
76mallory 0
Ew.