Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Your boyfriend will have a laughgasm.
therealslim 15
Just refuse to have sex with him. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
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Comments (178)
kinkygirl89 1
Tell him you don't need his penis tonight and do it yourself
misshighjinks 5
He's not mature enough to have sex.
MsMeiriona 2
Time to desensitize him to it. Let him watch you with toys, and until he can keep from giggling, restrict him to watching.
MommyFox128 0
Yeah, I wouldn't be able to put up with that, I'd punch him straight in the face.
elikipeki 5
Breaking up doesn't seem like the worst possible option... I find it really unlikely that he actually finds it *that* funny and is doing it more because he's an idiot... You should have sex with someone who actually enjoys sex
night_saint 5
So which one is your boyfriend... Beavis, or Butt-head?
fmer 3
Have sex with him more
kkillaj 5
Well if you are that uncomfterbal with it I'm sure you won't reach ******
TheAngryKitten 0
Is your boyfriend a youtuber by the username of SlyFoxHound?
3peat_247 0
what a little twirp