lil123
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
wabbyfish
Minneapolis, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Anonymous
United States
I miss you
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Ally
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Emily
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
blaze
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
sadsongstress
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Belgium
My gift is my song and this one's for you
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
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bizarre_ftw 22
*smiling, smiling, questioning, frowning, punching...*
ICATiger 13
Still a better love story then twilight i'd say.
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osteobabe 13
Once an ex broke up with me via his Mum sending an email. Even more cowardly, a girl I know was dumped when her boyfriend pretended to be in a warzone to escape her (6 months later she discovered he had just moved a few streets away).
jbsington 8
Aww, now you'll be reminded of how awesome of a singer and songwriter he was every time you think of the break-up. Sorry, OP.
perdix 31
He didn't just write lyrics to the "William Tell Overture" Dump, dump, dump, Dump, dump, dump, Dump, dump, dump, dump, dump!
donnie111 12
Least he doesn't say through text message
KiddNYC1O 22
This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from meee!
mfayem 15
I had a boyfriend who thought Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" was a love song. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long.
stopdreaming 0
Aww! That's sucks :/
macguy4321 14
He could have broken up with you by sleeping with your best friend.
rosssl 2
He's a douchebag
KRiddle 15
I'm really sorry.