lil123
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
wabbyfish
Minneapolis, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Anonymous
United States
I miss you
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Ally
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Emily
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
blaze
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
sadsongstress
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Belgium
My gift is my song and this one's for you
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
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bizarre_ftw 22
*smiling, smiling, questioning, frowning, punching...*
ICATiger 13
Still a better love story then twilight i'd say.
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Comments (82)
br0ccoli 15
Get over him ASAP and be happy. Write your own songs about it like Adele did. Bet that guy feels stupid for dumping her right about now...
Angelous505 5
Being broke up trough Facebook sucks horribly
africanelephants 7
Bazzinga
KaelaKhaotic 5
Be like Adele. BE LIKE ADELE.
ICATiger 13
But Adele keeps writing songs about her ex-lover? How is she ment to forget about him then?
KaelaKhaotic 5
Well how I see it is that OP can write sappy songs like Adele, get some people to play instruments, obviously, her to sing. Post the songs on every website she knows and prays to God her ex hears and says to himself, "Damn, I hurt her that bad? I'm an asshole."
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
I'd say the best thing is to pretend like it doesn't hurt you. why would she want to give him the satisfaction of knowing he hurt her? I may be wrong, but I am pretty sure if he wanted to break up with her he proooobably doesn't care too much if she's hurt for a long time or not.
JediScum 1
Be like Adele: I don't always get my heart broken, but when I do I make sure to make million dollar hit songs from it. **** yeah, I want to be like Adele! Bring on the heartache, baby!
Glambert_lover 5
Wow. Hurt yo feelings!!!
Rocky007 15
That's so romantic.
Birdie_Sage 0
Was it done in public?
Havin 19
You know the feeling huh?
wiseguy69 0
Suck his dick and then say goodbye, trust me he deserves it.
thebitchritenow 0
Why would she suck his dick and then leave him?
TheJester12 15
well who do you think you areeeeeeee?running around leaving scars, collecting your your jar of hea- well... you get the idea
thebitchritenow 0
I love that song :D
linkinpark98 24
Christina Perry. ^_^
NoisyNykkii 10
I started singing... Then stopped because my voice is gone.