Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his taser at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tased him for acting aggressively. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I got tased, with the same TASER I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML
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Top comments
TheEpicKitten 20
Report the guy. That's assault
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Your boyfriend certainly felt the spark in your relationship.
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Comments (88)
worldclassrager 41
That was a shockingly aggressive move on him
madebread 2
I would file charges in that situation
rebeccacmlc 22
I'm sure he can file charges. How hard it is to differentiate an attack from a hug ?? It's a minimum obvious, there are a few tell-tale signs when it comes to affection ...
thefmlman2011 37
How shocking
Cheshier 18
Did he ask normally or aggressively? Just trying to figure your why the security guard did it!! Hope your boyfriend is okay! The guard should have seen that it was just a hug.
steefwolf 3
I feel a lawsuit coming up
LaxGuy26 12
Maybe if you said something at the time...
Rammer3500 23
Im sure it was a rather shocking experience for your boyfriend
beeferjay 34
that's where you come in with the pepper spray and spray the shit out of the security guard. then, after he's is crying on the floor, you demolish his balls... then file a law suit. both of your words against his. he will think twice about abusing power
Scorpio01 16
Good you are not in murica, he would have shot you first and ask questions later.