Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his taser at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tased him for acting aggressively. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I got tased, with the same TASER I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML
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Top comments
TheEpicKitten 20
Report the guy. That's assault
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Your boyfriend certainly felt the spark in your relationship.
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Comments (88)
exoticwaved 9
Was race a factor?
whateves997 19
Sue him
mixximoo 24
F your boyfriends life. People always think big people are mean.
tiger820 20
I voted your life sucks but this is really your boyfriends fml! damn that had to suck!
Advized 7
Call the police, or file a report that's assault.
shinikageWolf 15
Stares at guard. "Was she screaming for help? Did it look like he was kidnapping her?"
tombeardo 17
Bastard
hamusta 13
Is your boyfriend black?
schreibergx93 19
Maybe he was trigger happy and needed an excuse to use the taser, which sucks he did it in the wrong situation.
littlefoott69 14
what was the idiot guard going to do if he refused to put you down? tazer one and both of you would get shocked..what a dumbass
Slick5455 10
That's not how tazers work. They are designed to only shock the person you shot, even if they're touching someone else.