FML : Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even...

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shawnsmuffins / Friday 20 March 2015 02:23 / United States - Tampa

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By spencer353 | 15

#6237973 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:20

Everybody knows black people will die without fried chicken...

By may14th | 26

#6237976 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:22

here comes a flood of fried chicken comments

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By princessEll | 25

#6237971 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:18

Did you not know that...?

By spencer353 | 15

#6237973 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:20

Everybody knows black people will die without fried chicken...

airforce987 | 20

#6237975 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:22

Fuck, beat me to it.

Anonymousjeffrey | 13

#6237979 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:25

Beat me to it too...

By airforce987 | 20

#6237974 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:21

I don't blame them, can't let all that fried chicken go to waste.

By may14th | 26

#6237976 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:22

here comes a flood of fried chicken comments

By 123ika | 16

#6237977 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:24

Everyone knows black people only eat KFC and watermelons! /sarcasm

By noberg | 14

#6237980 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:28

Well I'll be darned!

By Miss_Chevious | 37

#6237981 - Friday 20 March 2015 9:29

because black people shouldn't eat greens

By wmayrhofer | 14

#7415763 - Friday 24 February 2017 12:31

Did they mention KFC?

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