Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote." FML
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bexox 0
If you got that excited over a hug, you need to re-evaluate your relationship. You two don't cuddle or hug? Ever?
Savvysass 0
Dear Op: I hate you
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Comments (58)
xd0rkiee 0
Hug = "I love you." Uh, no. YDI, dumbass.
jif_fml 0
it's obviously an fml because she felt stupid, not because he didn't hug her or cause he was reaching for the remote.
WonderBlunder 0
Hugs = Let's ****. Duhhh..
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...Don't waste your pretty blue eyes Don't waste your pretty soft skin Don't waste your pretty smile, your every kiss, your innocence Don't waste your pretty on him..."
TenebrificTurtle 0
this should be on ais.com... ahhhh i'm stupid
toink 0
ais.com already exists ._.
misspeg 0
what's ais?
flying_vegan 0
Anal Invasion Seven, the best of the series tbh
toink 0
ais.com is tenebrific turtle's hypotetical site for "Ahhhh I'm Stupid".
TenebrificTurtle 0
thank you. I should have cleared that up. Didn't realize it was already a website. Let me rephrase that. Op's FML should be on AhhI'mStupid.Com
vapors 0
Whenever I read about these boyfriends/girlfriends being so ****** up I realise that I must be the best boyfriend in the world, and yet I am single.
Ranoona 0
Op, who cares?
manihateyou2 0
**** your boyfriend, **** you, and **** your life.