Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I went to hug my husband and give him a kiss. He flinched away and asked what I was doing, because I apparently never hug him, so he thought I might be about to prank him or something. Now I feel bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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bexox 0
If you got that excited over a hug, you need to re-evaluate your relationship. You two don't cuddle or hug? Ever?
Savvysass 0
Dear Op: I hate you
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Comments (58)
brianjman14 23
wow so tragic F YOUR LIFE FOR SUUUUREE!!
fourzerofour 0
Wow... I would have at least played it off if I were him... cause that just makes you feel terrible this way. I think you could give him the benefit of the doubt and forgive him though, you probably just caught him off guard.
cybermolly10 7
Even if he was giving you a hug, that was pretty forward of you to interpret a wordless action as "I love you." In the future, only say "I love you, too" after someone actually says, "I love you."
lulu476 0
a hug doesn't mean you love someone... idiot
justagirl2012 8
Men just sometimes suck. Lol. Sometimes they do not realize we just want some little touches once in a while to let us know. And girls sometimes guys want the something. I THINK! LOL
user12345678910 0
Hes stupid...shoulda just went with it!!
cartedor 18
Classic. Looks like you love him more than he loves you
randybryant799 21
That's it?