Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I went to hug my husband and give him a kiss. He flinched away and asked what I was doing, because I apparently never hug him, so he thought I might be about to prank him or something. Now I feel bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
bexox 0
If you got that excited over a hug, you need to re-evaluate your relationship. You two don't cuddle or hug? Ever?
Savvysass 0
Dear Op: I hate you
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (58)
XaosZaleski 0
See...us men don't usually do things like that. Some of us do, but alot of us don't. Personally, it's not an FML. I mean, if you were having sex and he did that, I could see your frustration. But, it wasn't sex. So...please, go DIAF.
bsias4ever 0
yes i agree with #24 and #64. Get over yourself. Haha. Your bf didn't want to touch ur NASTY SELF. GO DIE IN A HOLE FILLED WITH MOSQUITOS AND LEECHES.
Hellsno 0
Hey, he thinks it's great that you love him. Give him some credit.
fatherpunk 1
Isn't he supposed to hug you for no reason?
Prawn_fml 2
Maybe you need to hug him more.
hola_fml 0
if u get tht excited over A HUG then i think u need to re-evalute ur relationship... Also what happend to the good fmls!!!!!
TenebrificTurtle 0
So you admit there is no reason for his to hug you?
Ninjaface 0
You should have reached for his remote. ;)
iamspartacus2 0
YDI for dating someone who is such an asshole he never even hugs you. My friends, the good fmls, like all the positive aspects of American culture, are DEAD. And amen to #63.
bored690 0
LAME. Not a FML