Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
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Top comments
hotdogcore 9
YDI for letting people take topless photos of you. Good luck with life if you ever break up, because he'll probably pull a dick move and post it on the internet.
marinus_fml 20
Why the **** would you text him if you're sitting just outside?
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Comments (153)
i_luv_u3030 3
y were u a dumbass and took pics of urself topless
prettyinpink93 0
thats why you get for having a topless pic of you as your contact id.
ChibiGirl5 0
lol that's what I was going to say
brianna2030 3
u should have known better! why would u text him when he is in public like that?
creamcheese724 0
you're one of those smart people...aren't ya?
Mr25_fml 14
Man, most of these people here are dicks. He should at least appreciate the gesture
ashleeyka 13
I wish I could press the you totally deserve it button a million times on this one.
corgi 6
If your boyfriend is in a cell phone store, he's probably discussing his cell phone. So YDI for picking the dumbest possible time to try to be cyber-sexy.
Terezi 0
Not your breast moment, OP. Forgive me for being unsympathetic, but that was udderly retarded.
2muchfun1 7
hahaha nice!!! ^^^
kdub26 0
why are you sending that king of pic to him when he's inside
Lililthx 7
At first sight, that's what I was thinking. But read again, she didn't send him a nude pic, she texted him, and -as a phone ring or else- when he gets a text from her (or maybe an incoming call), a nude pic of her appears on the screen x)