Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I received my Amazon order of a mini massage gun, which I’d been really excited about. I tried it out, but it got tangled in my hair so badly that I had to cut it out. Now I have a bald patch. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I was using pre-waxed strips to wax my eyebrows when my parrot investigated by walking through them. He then screamed, flew into my hair, thrashed around, and got stuck. I now have two bald spots and two parrot bites. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
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Top comments
Mauskau 36
Your boyfriend is a moron.
yahoowizard 16
Free haircut?
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Comments (136)
heyred 11
I just don't understand all of the FMLs where people who supposedly love another do cruel and stupid shit to them.
Rocky007 15
10 year olds should not have "boyfriends". Ydi
DrMime 10
If your age is on the clock, you're too young for the ****.
PRpandaz 6
You don't have to be seven to enjoy toy helicopters. They're still fun to me.
A7x4REVer 3
Okay for everyone who's calling him immature, who are you to judge? In my opinion, everyone on this site is immature. Laughing at others immaturity? That's definitely a sign that you're grown up all right. And so what if he has a toy helicopter? I'm almost 17 and I still play around with my RC Chopper. Alot of people collect stuff like this, it's a hobby. Does he really need to grow up? Can you imagine how boring people would be if they never let loose and have fun? I say OP deserves it for getting in the way of his fun
meruu_2005 1
Shave his head when he's sleeping
ScarletBloom 14
In retaliation, shave his head while he is asleep.
eva_baby25 4
One time when I was younger my brother had a toy power boat, he ran over my hair in the water and got tangled on the propeller all the way up to my scalp, I had to cut my hair a good amount.
kingkongkyle7 0
You should have moved your giant, melon head out of the flight path
MissFits_fml 6
"MAYDAY MAYDAY! Grave and potentially imminent danger ahead! We have lost control! Crash course towards the jungle of hair! ABORT!" And there goes your bald spot, OP. Did you date a kid?
crippledpony21 0
How could somebody say that she deserved that?