Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I received my Amazon order of a mini massage gun, which I’d been really excited about. I tried it out, but it got tangled in my hair so badly that I had to cut it out. Now I have a bald patch. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I was using pre-waxed strips to wax my eyebrows when my parrot investigated by walking through them. He then screamed, flew into my hair, thrashed around, and got stuck. I now have two bald spots and two parrot bites. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
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Top comments
Mauskau 36
Your boyfriend is a moron.
yahoowizard 16
Free haircut?
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Comments (136)
JRokka850 6
Haha that's great ....high five to your boyfriend..... And your bald spot
ToxicxKitten 9
I bet he finds it attractive.
ladyLALAA 29
Oh baby, let me rub your bald spot.
marisadc79 0
If my boyfriend was flying a toy helicopter at my head he'd be the one getting knocked out with it. Just saying. Not to mention hello, maturity. Not to say he can't have one, that's all good but flying it at your head, come on.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Why do people on FML think that any boyfriend who decides to have a little fun is immature? Would you prefer your boyfriend sitting down all day drinking tea (pinkies out), agreeing with everything you say and talking to you only about the weather? Lighten up people. And it's not like he was trying to hurt her. It was a joke.
perdix 31
Guys find a girl with a landing strip incredibly sexy;)
DrMime 10
What does she use when she's on her period?!?! A helipad!!!
DrMime 10
I like the runway better, gives me time for a steady descent
perdix 31
#81, if you've been with a girl on her period, that would be spelled "Hellipad." ;)
SxeDaze 13
Looks like a sing along might happen... *puts on glasses* What is love!!!!!!!!!!!!
GoW_Chick 15
*also puts on glasses* please baby don't hurt me!!!
giveAchance 4
Just draw a H on it and we have ourselves a helipad. But I do feel sorry that must suck.
_mealone_ 6
All I cam say... He's too young for you sis ;)
MizuWolf 3
Wow is your boyfriend ******* 5 years old or what
upyourzlolz 11
Now why would her boyfriend be ******* five year olds?
Voldy_fml 16
Haha sorry OP but you could easily get revenge by shaving his head while he's sleeping and say "it was an accident" lol
CoolRainbowdash 15
Your boyfriend is awesome