Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I received my Amazon order of a mini massage gun, which I’d been really excited about. I tried it out, but it got tangled in my hair so badly that I had to cut it out. Now I have a bald patch. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I was using pre-waxed strips to wax my eyebrows when my parrot investigated by walking through them. He then screamed, flew into my hair, thrashed around, and got stuck. I now have two bald spots and two parrot bites. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
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Top comments
Mauskau 36
Your boyfriend is a moron.
yahoowizard 16
Free haircut?
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Comments (136)
Kforest 0
are you dating a 4 year old ?
Emperorerror 8
Kinda suckish but not really a serious problem. I can imagine that it hurt, but the actual effects aren't, as I stated, serious. And to all the people saying "l0lz he muzt be 11 cuz only 11 yr 0lds do fun stof lololol". Not implying that flying it into her was fun, but I'm sure he didn't intend that to happen.
tj4234 36
I really hope this helicopter was radio controlled and had attachments such as a nerf gun (for example) to make it manly... otherwise I fear for your boyfriend.
OfficeNinja 5
I love my toy helicopter. The cats hate it. I have yet to fly it into my wife - I'm pretty sure she will be less than amused.
Todeswalzer 14
OMG
KiddNYC1O 22
If the helicopter was strong enough to give her a bald patch then it's definitely not a toy. It's the big ones hobbyists use... Unless op's hair is way fragile.
ttriods69 0
yea i did that to my gf too
mama2b3 20
Boys and there toys... fyl op I'm sorry
choloman 0
1 3 3 7 sauce
YOUSOCK 10
Wow!!!