Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I received my Amazon order of a mini massage gun, which I’d been really excited about. I tried it out, but it got tangled in my hair so badly that I had to cut it out. Now I have a bald patch. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I was using pre-waxed strips to wax my eyebrows when my parrot investigated by walking through them. He then screamed, flew into my hair, thrashed around, and got stuck. I now have two bald spots and two parrot bites. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
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Top comments
Mauskau 36
Your boyfriend is a moron.
yahoowizard 16
Free haircut?
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Comments (136)
Clamcreepy 7
Now it Looks like you'll be wearing ball caps
baybay692 6
Same thing happened to me when I was little, only it was a stupid spiderman toy with a on/off switch on the bottom.... Y little brother put it in my hair.... BALD SPOT and that's now why those toys have the switch on the side.
rattsl 0
Why was he flying an RC Heli in the kitchen? Or why were you in his airspace? C'mon now, I'm joking.
drmountaindeww 0
Not that a young person has ever has a toy helicopter around me, i have a buzz cut!
kmarie2014 7
Just cover it up with a bow like Junie B. Jones :)
HurryUp_and_BUY 6
I hope you smacked the shit outta him.
hateevryone 15
wth? how old is your bf?
kabenzi 0
@60 If it was a 450 size heli she would be missing an eye, not just a patch of hair.
AssassinsCRB 0
Hey dont blame him those are hard to fly
miadolcevita 6
You poor thing 8|