Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
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Top comments
Ajjas013 6
It's probably the time of the month for him too.
Jewelofagal 2
Red relationship flag for you......
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Comments (104)
wrangler99 0
leave him...
Jimbo2000 0
Maybe he got a temp job.
jellyfishdelight 0
Why lie about not having a job and does he only want sex? I mean you cant go see a movie if your on your period. Dump him sweetie and get someone better next time
samantha_durano 6
not like your going to bleed all over the place.
thrice324 0
She won't bleed all over the place, she'll bitch all over the place.
youthink_fml 0
A good aggressive romp relieves cramps.
YOULIVETODIE 0
These people need to stop making assumptions. How would you know if he had a job, are you with him 24/7? As a boyfriend I don't tell anyone, even my girl everything. Dump him and be single, I'm sure you'd like that.
perdix 31
Even on your period you should be able to give that poor man a job.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Perdix, I see what you did there...and I love it.
xundria 5
^ perdix is right.
Erindub 0
You have an immature boyfriend.
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like he is only with you for sex. You are being used.
AvFam2122 0
if he really loved u he wouldn't care if u were on ur period shit y'all couldve done it in da shower
beyoh 0
Exactly. Or showered afterwards. It's not like he doesn't produce fluids, either : P On another note, even if he is the type to not want period sex - you could just have gone and hung out, watched a film, had some dinner, kissed and cuddled? This guy sounds like a bit of a prick to me.