Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
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Top comments
Ajjas013 6
It's probably the time of the month for him too.
Jewelofagal 2
Red relationship flag for you......
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Comments (104)
davek 36
Well what do you think he had planned?
Skankkk 0
Surely he would know that you know he doesn't have a job, and would be as dumb as that, to 'make up' he's got to work :S? Pahha
just_me_tmp 0
it shouldn't have been moderated Wilshires comment was completely true and relevant. i understand why it was moderated, but it shouldn't have been. Maybe some of the moderators are on their periods?
gurlucrazy 0
i can't blame him. I want my babe to keep his distance during my time
DeathShad0 1
It sounds more like he doesn't want to be around you when you have an excuse to be a bitch. He knows what she's like when she is, and when she is not on her period. We don't. That or he might be in it for the sex.
reeesa 0
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
mzhonesty 0
I'm thinking a few things: 1) He got a job and you didn't know yet, 2) He's ******* another girl, or 3) You're REALLY annoying during your period. I know I get irritated much faster when I'm on my period, but for some odd reason, I'm a lot nicer to people when it's that time of the month. : I can only speak for myself, though. I'm sorry, OP.